My career choice (“professional redneck,” according to my beautiful bride, JaNan) has led me to a life of running in a circle of pretty outdoorsy folks. Most of my free time includes: (A) Hunting something, (B) Catching something, or (C) “Hey y’all, watch this” moments involving motorized vehicles equipped with winches. (Combine these hobbies, and you are qualified for the position of Total Outdoorsman Challenge Competitions Manager. That is, if you’re in the market for a career change with the financial crisis and all.)
Every good craftsman utilizes the tools available to them, and these guys are definitely tools, which I use for new competition ideas. By that I mean they mess up my wife’s furniture while critiquing last year’s show as I take notes of their astute analysis between tending to the grill and the den’s refrigerator. Usually several disastrous schemes fly—sometimes followed by a few decent innovations. But the one thing I can count on is that every single one will say, and I quote, “Come on John, I can [choose any discipline] better than that guy did.”
Yeah, good luck with that, Sparky.
Let’s roll through the odds—just the odds, not factors like talent, nerve, and intelligence. Here are the challenges you face to just make the TOC Championships. This year, the 48 Qualifiers will be held for two days apiece. That’s 98 separate days to qualify. Say on the low end that 20 competitors show up each day. That’s just shy of 2,000 running through the course.
Factor in that there are only 200 combined slots in the four Regionals, you have to finish in the top 10 percent of the Qualifiers just to advance. To say it another way, you have to better than nine out of every 10 competitors who are confident enough in their skills to try and qualify. More than just a little talent is required before you make a reservation at the Bass Mahal for September.
If you survive through the crowds to separate yourself into a more elite status, things get raelly tough. Add another skill set (three disciplines in Qualifiers, four in Regionals) and move on to compete with 49 others who were also in the 90th percentile for one of three bids to the National finals. That’s a whopping 6 percent of 50 competitors who were good enough to better 90 percent of 2,000 competitors.
Feeling good about beating those odds yet?